Veni Vidi Veni - I came, I saw, I came...

VENI VIDI VENI Button

Some people came. Some people saw. This one just came.

The VENI VIDI VENI button is a gloriously inappropriate twist on the classic Latin phrase, turning ancient triumph into modern filth with bold, high-contrast style. Featuring a smug laurel-crowned figure beneath oversized lettering, this design looks like a Roman victory medallion for people who absolutely should not be allowed near classical studies.

Printed in sharp black and white, it’s perfect for jackets, backpacks, battle vests, lanyards, tote bags, or anywhere you’d like to signal that your sense of humor is both educated and deeply regrettable.

Ideal for:

• lovers of dumb smart jokes

• history nerds with no self-control

• convention wear

• gifts for your most unhinged friend

• starting conversations you may not want to finish

D.U.I. Classification: Classical Nonsense Device
Operational Purpose: Humor, blasphemy, and lowbrow scholarship
Field Results: Immediate laughter, groans, or both

Issued by the Department of Unclear Intent — odd publications, dubious objects, and deeply questionable decisions.