IT AIN’T A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME Button
IT AIN’T A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME Button
IT AIN’T A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME Button
Some ideas are bad.
Some are terrible.
This one is proudly printed.
Featuring the phrase “IT AIN’T A WAR CRIME THE FIRST TIME” in bold distressed lettering, this button is built for lovers of dark humor, bad decisions, and jokes that immediately make people say, “You probably shouldn’t wear that in public.”
With its black, white, and red design and no-apologies attitude, this button looks great on backpacks, jackets, battle vests, convention bags, and anywhere else you’d like to display your deeply questionable sense of humor.
Perfect for:
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dark humor fans
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military-style joke collectors
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convention wear
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gifts for the friend with absolutely no filter
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people who enjoy making others laugh and then regret laughing
D.U.I. Classification: Escalation Advisory Insignia
Recommended Use: Public mischief, private laughter, and highly questionable accessorizing
Operational Warning: Not legal advice. Not tactical advice. Definitely not moral advice.
Issued by the Department of Unclear Intent — odd publications, dubious objects, and jokes that should probably remain classified.