HIDE AND SEEK WORLD CHAMPION

Department of Unclear Intentions — Field Achievement Series

After decades of intensive competition, thousands of alleged sightings, several blurry photographs, and exactly zero successful post-match interviews, the reigning champion remains undefeated.

The Hide and Seek World Champion badge commemorates the unparalleled athletic accomplishments of North America's most elusive recreational participant.

Official Department records indicate that the current champion has successfully employed a number of advanced hiding techniques, including dense woodland concealment, strategic ridge-line positioning, remaining approximately forty feet outside camera focus, and simply leaving before anyone gets there.

His championship record has been challenged repeatedly.

No challenger has successfully located him to file the paperwork.

DEPARTMENT CLASSIFICATION: Cryptozoological Athletics
EVENT: Competitive Hide & Seek
CURRENT TITLE HOLDER: Undisclosed
CAREER RECORD: Undefeated
VERIFIED APPEARANCES: Pending
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE: Technically
NEXT TOURNAMENT: Location withheld

Wear this badge as recognition of Sasquatch's extraordinary commitment to competitive excellence—or as evidence that the Department continues allocating resources to programs nobody remembers authorizing.

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