COME BACK WITH A WARRANT Button

COME BACK WITH A WARRANT Button

No warrant? No entry.

No exceptions.

Featuring one extremely irritated duck, one extremely questionable knife, and the wonderfully uncooperative phrase “COME BACK WITH A WARRANT,” this button is perfect for anyone whose approach to privacy can best be described as aggressively waterfowl-based.

The bold black, white, and orange design makes it impossible to miss, while the deranged duck ensures nobody is entirely sure whether you're joking.

Perfect for:

• backpacks and jackets

• privacy enthusiasts

• duck lovers with boundary issues

• fans of absurd and slightly threatening humor

• gifts for the friend who absolutely does not answer the door

D.U.I. Classification: Unauthorized Entry Deterrent
Subject Disposition: Hostile, feathered, legally curious
Recommended Procedure: Obtain appropriate paperwork and return later
Compliance Status: Unclear

Issued by the Department of Unclear Intent — odd publications, dubious objects, and highly questionable wildlife.