Stop Pictureing me Naked Button

STOP PICTURING ME NAKED Button

Apparently, some instructions need to be issued in writing.

This gloriously inappropriate button gets straight to the point with “STOP PICTURING ME NAKED” in big, impossible-to-ignore lettering—followed by the extremely helpful clarification:

“Ask me about my OnlyFans.”

Perfect for backpacks, jackets, convention bags, work lanyards where HR has already given up, or anywhere else you feel the public requires additional guidance.

Featuring a distressed black, white, red, and yellow design, it has the look of an official warning sign created by an agency that probably shouldn't have been given funding.

D.U.I. Classification: Personal Boundary Notification Device
Intended Use: Confusion, inappropriate conversation starters, and questionable fashion decisions
Actual Results: Not guaranteed

From the Department of Unclear Intent — odd objects for people with perfectly reasonable explanations.