JUST THE TIP… I PROMISE Button

JUST THE TIP… I PROMISE Button

Subtle? Absolutely not.

Featuring the phrase “JUST THE TIP… I PROMISE” alongside a bold cartridge illustration, this button delivers exactly the kind of double entendre that makes someone laugh, groan, and then immediately point it out to whoever is standing next to them.

The black, red, white, and brass-toned design gives it the look of vintage military-style insignia crossed with the world's least appropriate pickup line.

Perfect for:

• fans of dirty jokes and double meanings

• backpacks, jackets, convention bags, and battle vests

• gifts for friends whose sense of humor never matured

• collectors of questionable buttons

• making innocent people regret reading your accessories

D.U.I. Classification: Suggestive Ballistics Reference
Intended Meaning: Classified
Secondary Meaning: Also classified
Official Position: We refuse to elaborate.

Issued by the Department of Unclear Intent — odd publications, dubious objects, and statements best left open to interpretation.